A day in the life of...

Emily: So what's it like being you Justin?
Justin: I mean, I've basically been who I am since the day I was born ...
Emily: Right... And you do it well, ya know? But more than that... what is it like being you today?
Justin: When's dinner?
Emily: Soon. Today?
Justin: Today.
Emily: No that's not what I meant! What are you up to TODAY?
Justin: ...
Emily: Oh goodness gracious. You aren't giving me much to work with. Did you know that until 11th grade I thought the phrase goodness gracious was actually... "goodness scratious"?
Justin: Sorry - I was playing Tetris. What was that again?
Emily: "Goodness gracious" not "goodness scratious".
Justin: Right. That's right. The first one. Okay ... this is kind of getting away from us a bit ... I'm gonna go ... alright?
Emily: Nice chattin'... cheers!
Justin: Bye!